Smash Hits
Beef, turkey or veggie? Single or double? Cheese or no?
POP Burger
Our most popular: lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles & Fetch sauce
ROCK Burger
Take it up a notch: bacon, lettuce, tomato & our Mayo
COUNTRY Burger
Sweet & Savory: bacon, pickles, crispy frizzles & Kansas City style BBQ sauce
GOSPEL Burger
Old fashioned flavor: grilled mushrooms, tomato, crispy frizzles & Awesome sauce
ZYDECO Burger
Let the good times roll: cajun butter & sunset sweet pickled peppers
BLUEGRASS Burger
Downright good stuff: drunken bacon jam, picked onions & honey mustard.
DUB STEP Burger
Our unicorn: grilled onion, jalapeños, tomato, crispy frizzles & Dragon sauce
METAL Burger
Bringin' the heat: hellish relish, lettuce & Nightmare sauce
Build Yer Burger
Add any topping & sauce you like. Yer the boss, we only add what you tell us to
Not Burgers
yet served on burger buns
Hot Dog
1/4# beef dog (split & grilled) served on a burger bun with your choice of toppings
Hardcore Hot Dog
(formorly "Hangover") topped with jalapeños, queso, bacon & Fetch sauce
Pylsa Hot Dog
Iceland Style: crispy frizzles, red onion, Fetch & honey mustard
Sides & Such
French Fries
with a side of ketchup
Cheese Fries
smothered in white queso
Rockabilly Fries
Queso, bacon & Ranchero sauce
Calypso Fries
Lump crabmeat, queso & old bay
Whole Pickle
Sliced into 4 spears upon request
Hot Dog Nuggies
Great for little fingers with ketchup to dip
Sweets & Drinks
Milkshakes
Vanilla or Chocolate
Wild Sips
Lemonades & Teas from scratch
(select flavors by location)
Sodas
Coke, Sprite, Birch Beer, etc.
Squishee
Frozen Strawberry Lemonade
(only hot summer days)
Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookie -or-
Vanilla Bean Sugar Cookie
IceCream Sandwich
Vanilla on Chocolate Chip or Black Raspberry on Sugar Cookie
get your saucey questions answered here
Sauces & Spreads
** means we make 'em from scratch.
Fetch (house sauce)
our blend of Ketchup, Mayo & More.
Like other joints' "secret sauce" but better.
Awesome Sauce
our scratch-made Mayo with Horseradish & Parmesan Cheese.
Mayonnaise
Yes, we really make it from scratch!
Ketchup
Heinz, duh.
Yellow Mustard
no, we don't make this one either.
Barbecue Sauce
a Kansas City Style sauce; rich, sweet & tangy.
Dragon
our own mash-up of Mango, Chipotle Peppers & Bell Peppers. A blend of smoke, heat & sweet.
Nightmare
our spicy take on the Spanish classic with Toasted Almonds, Roasted Garlic, Bell Peppers & Habaneros.
Honey Mustard
a perfect blend with a pinch of Cayenne.
Sweet Relish
a classic sweet & tangy mix.
Drunken Bacon Jam
Jammy Sweet Onions with Bacon and a seasonal liquor flambé.
Hellish Relish
our spiciest topping made of Pickled Red Onions & Thai Chilis.
Sauced by Wildwich